我的孩子是天麻王子! - - - My son are Gastrodia Prince!

不是曾經說過我要貼我去Pulau Kukup的照片嗎? 知道嗎..我真的很白癡. 我的手指不見了, 里面的照片全沒了. 唯一的存底就在相機和姐姐的Desktop. 所以, 我看我要在我11月14號考完后才能貼了\(≧3≦)/ .
I ever mentioned that I will post my pictures to Pulau Kukup? Know what?.. I was really an idiot. My thumb drive disappeared, the pictures inside are gone. The only reserves are in the camera and my sister's desktop. So I have to wait until my exam finished at November 14 then i can go back and paste my trip.\(≧3≦)/ .
我真的很白癡哦!? 這樣都可以弄不見..為什麼啊? 一定是沒喝到媽媽煲的天麻湯. 你們知道天麻很補腦的嗎? 但是它的味道真的不是很好.
I am really an idiot! ? Why this thing will happen? Must be I don't drink my mom's homemade soup, Tall Gastrodia Tuber soup with chicken. Do you all know that Tall Gastrodia Tuber can help us to enhance our memory and function of brain? But its taste really not nice.
之前我雙親(哇!雙親, 很少這么尊敬)去中國買的, 少少的幾斤就要幾百塊馬幣. 以后我懷孕了一定要吃多多珍珠粉, 天麻粉, 藝術品和多多的空氣, 我就可以有一個天麻王子或公主喇!哇哇哇...
Before my parents went to China and buy a few, this herb are quite expensive, just a little gram can cost hundred ringgits. When i am pregnant, i must eat a lot of pearl powder, gastrodia elata powder, artwork and lots of air, I can have a prince or princess gastrodia! wow!!!

我希望我的孩子有白雪公主的白皙, 尼采的愁善感, 愛因斯坦的智慧, 莎士比亚的情懷, 和李英愛美女的空氣感. 五官啊...? 遺傳自媽媽好了( ̄ε(# ̄) ..但是不要像媽媽那么肥Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
I hope my children can be white like Snow White, Nietzsche's sorrow, Einstein's wisdom, Shakespeare's tenderness, and lee young ae's natural beauty ? And their look, just follow their mother.:) Just don't be fat as their mother.Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
以前看那些鬼佬片, 一直幻想自己也可以和他們共結連理, 生一個漂亮的混血寶寶, 可是現在好像沒有那么"單蠢"了, 頭腦大了, 能容納的智慧也多了.
Before when i am young, i love to watch western movies and wanna have a mix blood pretty baby. Now, i have grew up and seldom think about it anymore.

還有, 如果你們想和外國人結婚生寶寶, 一定要檢查身體, 如果你們的DNA不合適, 那么生出來的寶寶有很大的機會是殘障的.
Also, if you want to marry foreigners, you must have a medical check up before getting marry, because the DNA between westerns and eastern are different. I f something like this happen, you baby will become disabled.

這幾天我的壓力很大, 可是我的馬來人朋友說看不出, 因為我一直笑, 好像很開心.
These days I'm under a lot of pressure, but my Malay friend said she can't notified it because I always smile.
這是不是所謂的笑里藏刀? 真是刀刀刺入我心啊! 痛死我了..原本以為能輕松的過完這個學期, 沒想到是我最難熬的一個學期. 5份assignment一下堆積而來, 我想哭, 可是哭不出來..只能哈哈大笑喇...
Ya ya ya..I am smiling, but my heart is in pain. I thought this will be an easy semester for me, but it becomes the toughest. Five copies of assignment haven't done, I want to cry, but did not cry out, that why I just can smile to hide my pain.

昨天和朋友去找老師的時候, 有一個很娘的同學經過, 其實我和他不熟, 只是見過, 我馬上問他可以不可以幫我檢查assignment使用的英語, 因為我英語很爛! 可是我groupmates的英語更加爛! 沒想到他答應了! 雖然他很娘, 但我知道他是超級好人, 不然不會幫一個說不上認識的美女(╯3╰)..哈哈哈...
Yesterday when my friend and I seek for lecturer, a sissy guy pass by, actually I am not familiar with him, just seen before, I ask him to help us to check my assignment that done in English, because my English is very poor! But my group mates' English poorer than me! And he promised to help me! Although he is sissy, but I know he is a nice guy, if not he will not help a beauty that he don't know. (╯3╰)...hahaha

朋友被我的大膽嚇到了, 他沒想到我會開口問他, 而且還好像和他很熟. 看來, 這也是我唯一的優點了, 和別人裝熟.
My friend frightened by my braveness, she didn't expect i will ask him, and acting like very familiar with him. Well, it seems like this is my only advantage.

記得有一天, 我朋友說你覺得P君看起來很好嗎? 我很奇怪, 難倒是另有內情. 原來是那個p君自己也承認很會演戲, 即使不喜歡一個人, 還是能裝出那種親切感. 我朋友還給我很白目的說, 你也是這樣的啊!
One day, my friend asked me do you think that P looked very nice? I wonder, is there any story behind? Oh, that P admit that she like to act, even if P don't like a person, she will pretend kind and be nice. My friend said, Lamlam, you are also like this.

Oh My God, 我演技可沒有那么好. 我能裝, 但是久了也跟着破功. 而且我會和一個人很親切, 那時因為你還有少許的可接受之處o(︶︿︶)o.
Oh my god, I cannot act well. I can act, but not for a longtime. When I can be nice with somebody, that means you still have something that I can accept o(︶︿︶)o.

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3 comments:

  1. 天麻??
    我要吃多点鱼油
    希望我的孩子会很聪明.
    哈哈

    你去kukup啊?
    有没有吃kukup糕啊?

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  2. 天麻?没听过咧!

    不算是演戏啦
    就互相尊重就对了
    就算真的不喜欢一个人
    也没必要做到很绝
    有时候都蛮伤人心的

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  3. 有时候不可以说装啦~
    至少对人亲切总比脸黑黑来的好吧?

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